Should old acquaintance be forgot...

then I guess they weren't that important, but never forget your friends!

Happy New Year('s eve)!

This used to be a rock...

now we just call it Dwayne.

Crazy people...

like to take walks in blizzards (crazier people like to take photos in blizzards).

Merry Ricky Henderson Day...

just don't gives bases as presents, because he'll steal 'em! (no really, Christmas is his birthday).

Merry Christmas!

Looks pretty nice...

hard to believe that's New Jersey.

Scraps...

it's what's for dinner.

Sure it's a long hallway...

but I think they're just showing off with all those columns.

If only it looked like this outside...

unfortunately, it just feels like it.

Must be a classy building...

because it looks real sharp.

Naive ladybug...

it's still green.

Cowboy hats...

not just for ridiculous mascots anymore.

Standpipe...

because if you're putting out a fire, you shouldn't be sitting.

It'll cost you...

but it's not easy to find a three boat garage on the Hudson.

They are the knights that say...

well actually they haven't said anything for a few hundred years.

(NI!)

This is a chair...

no joke there, just saying this is a chair, and I think it's a nice picture.

Antennas and Power Lines...

ruining scenic pictures for over 60 years.

This is a rooster...

and he's very happy it's called "Turkey Day".

Happy Thanksgiving!

The sky may not be falling...

but it is burning.

Make like a tree...

and grow leaves, produce oxygen, add nutrients to the soil, then have the leaves change color, fall off and do it all over again.

I cannot disclose this location...

the DHARMA Initiative would not be pleased.

I'm not a bird person...

it's just that the rest of the "wildlife" in NYC has a tendency to yell obscenities at me when I try to take pictures.

This bench isn't unpopular...

the squirrels have set up a defensive perimeter, anyone gets within 10 feet and they'll be on the wrong end of 20 acorns.

Crooked Tree...

I think it's on the mob's payroll... it's into some shady business.

(That's right, 2 for the price of 1!)

Ominous...

yeah, that just about covers it.

If you look to the left...

you'll see two people looking out to their left.

No Parking...

two of the worst words in the english language.

If every rally/march/protest had one of these signs...

the police would never have to get involved.

Any other bright ideas...

'cause this lamp just isn't cutting it.

Looks innocent enough...

but right after this picture was taken, the butterfly flapped its wings, resulting in a slight breeze in Pensacola, Florida giving a young boy a slight chill -- Ok, maybe it is innocent enough.

I had my doubts...

but for some reason the whole birds evolving from dinosaurs thing is making more sense to me.

Here's looking at you, kid...

but what are you looking at?

Nice Hat...

I'd like to see more of these at the Kentucky Derby.

The Rare Venus Human Trap...

It looks innocent enough, but get too close and it'll bite your head off.

Tao...

is Chinese for "path".

Das Boot...

is German for "The Boat".

Truncated Icosahedron...

that's the actual name, I swear!

The Gambler Bullet...

is the only object capable of harming Kenny Rogers.

North American Porch Toad...

this rare creature can be found in the suburban northeast, commonly yelling at kids to get off the damn lawn. There are reports of some being able to tell when "weather" is coming, and thus have been used as simple barometers.

It's illegal to yell fire in a crowded room...

but can you show fire on the crowded internet?

PWW...

Pole Wide Web

Gas...

you're never too old for a fart joke (well maybe you are).

When I said "send in the marines"...

I wasn't being literal!

Do not attempt to adjust your TV...

a) the picture is out of focus and b) this is your computer!

I once caught a fish this big...

ok, maybe that's just one whale of a tale.

Sundial...

unfortunately no one ever thought to mark the numbers down.

Discrimination...

even in the 21st century, people still won't accept Klingons.

Incredibly low rent for a shared 2 BR apartment...

paranormal roommate only uses it on the weekends.

One day, after years of training...

he'll make the head explode with his mind. Unfortunately he'll later discover this power only applies to disembodied statue heads.

This is either an oddly placed stairway...

or a really well camouflaged home.

Climate change...

how else can you explain aurora borealis this far south?