A rose by any other name...

would be called something different.

May this Christmas...

bring what's important into focus. 

Looks like the world's intact...

guess we'll just have to keep on keepin' on.

It's a long way down...

good thing there's a bridge.

Ok, we get it...

it's small.

Just like scotch...

I prefer my ocean on the rocks.

Like ships that pass in the night...

Longfellow said it best.

All this mist...

and not a single gorilla.

Seagull...

see gull fly, fly gull, fly.

So many jellyfish...

and me without my ice beam

It's Time...

to get back on track.

If you don't like the picture...

you can always leaf.

Flowers...

because they're pretty.

This plant must be in big trouble...

the fuzz is all over it.

If you enjoy a cup o' Joe...

have you tried Soylent Green?

Back in business...

woohoo!

This island is an idealist...

its head is always in the clouds.

The dragonfly had been going to the gym...

but even he was surprised at this feat of strength.

Someone call Wendy...

looks like a couple shadows have gotten loose.

I wouldn't trust that barge...

it's probably full of rubbish.

Mirror, mirror on the reservoir...

how the hell can anyone afford to live in that building?

If a tree falls in the woods...

it just might allow for a new one to take its place.

In Manhattan...

Kings may get streets, but presidents get avenues! (also numbers, and the occasional letter).

If you piss off a tree...

it gives you the leaf.

When you've got nature...

who need Michelangelo?

It you have allergies...

then enjoy this floral picture from the comfort of your home.

Happy baseball eve...

this time it actually matters.

To learn the secret to getting a candid shot...

ask someone else.

Happy Baseball...

WOOHOO!!!

This site is going green...

it's running on flower power.

Personality test...

is the sun rising or setting?

If you really want to climb up the bridge...

I don't think that gate will stop you.

Hey You...

help keep the Mary Whalen afloat!

The rare North American rope snake...

it's favorite foods are burgers, hot dogs, and human fingers.

To those of you with perfect vision...

this is what the world looks like to the rest of us.

If you feel like you're getting old...

check out the wrinkles on this guy.

My apartment doesn't have any stairs...

so I built this robot for slinky demonstrations.

If you stayed in the cave...

these would be birds.

A word to the wise...

stay away from Monoliths.

The rare white spruce...

is happier than it's cousin, the blue spruce, but doesn't sing as well.

Sometimes I might not be exciting...

you might even call me a drip.

Looking down the barrel of a gun...

is a very bad idea.

I've heard about the cow jumping over the moon...

but the chair jumping over the cat? preposterous!

If you need a plumber...

give mario a call.

If you don't have a leg to stand on...

try this one.

We've got a train and an automobile...

but nary a plane in sight.

Flying away...

much like the hopes of the New England Patriots. GO GIANTS!

I don't have ducks...

so I have to keep my people in a row.

Roar...

lion, roar.

Woah...

I can see colors, man.