Just because there's a ladder...

it doesn't mean you should use it.

Looking right into the sun is a bad idea...

so look at this picture instead.

There is a house, in New Orleans...

actually, there are quite a few, this is just the one I took a picture of .

Roses are red...

unless, you know, they're not.

To quote the great acting robot...

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I am seeing.

I really can't stay...

but baby, it's cold outside. (No really, it's frigid, don't leave your home).

If things are tough...

I'm pulling for you.