If you stayed in the cave...

these would be birds.

A word to the wise...

stay away from Monoliths.

The rare white spruce...

is happier than it's cousin, the blue spruce, but doesn't sing as well.

Sometimes I might not be exciting...

you might even call me a drip.

Looking down the barrel of a gun...

is a very bad idea.

I've heard about the cow jumping over the moon...

but the chair jumping over the cat? preposterous!

If you need a plumber...

give mario a call.

If you don't have a leg to stand on...

try this one.

We've got a train and an automobile...

but nary a plane in sight.

Flying away...

much like the hopes of the New England Patriots. GO GIANTS!

I don't have ducks...

so I have to keep my people in a row.

Roar...

lion, roar.