A cube made of spheres...

a high school math problem just waiting to happen.

Goodness, Gracious...

great balls of foil!

I have my doubts...

if he's really a pegleg, how'd he get up there?

Put this on your roof...

and you wont need cable or a satellite dish.

APRD...

Anti-Pigeon-Roosting-Devices

Choose wisely...

for while the true slot will deliver your mail, the false slot will take it from you.

Dear PepsiCo...

I'll be expecting my free soda in a few weeks.

Is this a duck from up close...

or a duck shaped boat from far away?

Sure the rent is cheap...

after the diving equipment costs, it ends up a wash.

They also do money...

but they don't advertise that service.

Don't let the bars fool you...

their bark is worse than their bite.

What's good for the goose...

is good for the camera.